Diary
of a Radical Mermaid
Deborah Smith
$14.95
July 2004
ISBN 0-9673035-7-5
The sexy, raucous merfolk are back as one
of their most tart-tongued socialites sets out to make over a
frumpy children's book author who doesn't realize she's a
mermaid at heart.
Glamour, mystery, romance, humor and webbed toes are all back in full
fin as rambunctious mer-socialite Juna Lee Poinfax invades the dignified
coastal world of the Bonavendier clan. Determined to chronicle Mer
life for her on-line journal, Juna Lee instead dives into Lilith
Bonavendier's latest scheme to awaken the "inner mermaid" in an
unsuspecting distant relative. World-famous author M.M. (Molly)
Revere--who writes the mega-successful Water Hyacinth series,
about a group of children who are secretly mermaids--is a shy,
plain-footed young woman with nothing but vague clues to her
extraordinary family link to the mer world. After Juna
Lee--working for Lilith--lures the likable Molly to the Georgia coast,
both Molly and Juna Lee find themselves in the middle of trouble.
Mer-hunk Rhymer McEvers has come to Sainte's Point Island to hide his
three remarkable nieces from their mysterious and possibly murderous mer-father--a
man who may be more myth than reality, but dangerous either way.
Molly has to face the reality of her heritage while falling in love with
the enigmatic Rhymer and helping him protect his nieces from a danger so
amazing even the Water People can barely believe it.
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"Ms. Smith has created a world of fascinating characters, intriguing
plots, and tender love, and readers will no doubt brand this book as a
"keeper." -- Kari Thomas, A Romance Review
"Once again Smith creates
credible fantasy
world that is eminently more attractive than our own. Smith’s
appendix provides additional background on Mer history and culture
and leaves the reader wanting more." -- Susan Scribner, The
Romance Reader
'Hilariously funny, edge--your-seat suspense, tender romances, an
amazing world and unforgettable characters combine to make Diary of a Radical Mermaid
a must read.
Deborah Smith has outdone herself." -- Ayden Delacroix, In The
Library Reviews
"This romantic fantasy is
a
combination
of romance, chick-
lit and conspiracy thriller. Deborah Smith creates
a world
of Mers
that is so believable readers will believe they celebrate the world
and have the ability to do it if some brave Mers do not stop them.
DIARY OF A RADICAL MERMAID is
a cross between
Lara Croft's Tomb Raider and Daryl Hannah's Splash. Ms Smith is
a joy to
read because she knows how to give pleasure to readers who want
something magical." -- Harriet Klausner, The Best Reviews
"This second book in Ms. Smith's WaterLilies series (following
ALICE AT HEART) is
a magical mixture
of humor, adventure
and romance. The love story between Molly and Rhymer has the beauty
of a fairy tale, while
Juna Lee provides pop culture references and her own unique
perspective on things in the "chick-lit" style. Readers will find
her equally fascinating and irritating! As an additional treat, an
addendum in the back
of the book gives
more insight into Mer culture and history. So suspend your disbelief
from the highest yardarm and dive into this story,
a tale as light and
frothy as seafoam...The perfect summer read!" -- Lenore Howard,
The Best Reviews
'The Merfolk are back for round two in New York Times
bestselling author Smith's magical WaterLilies series. Filled with
humor, adventure and paranormal thrills, this book alternates
between the hilarious diary entries
of Juna Lee and the
dynamic saga
of Molly and Rhymer. " -- Jill M. Smith, RT BookClub
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I was herding Paris Hilton and her shopping entourage down
a Manhattan boulevard when I broke the biggest rule of mermaid life: Don't
show your tail in public. It seemed like such an innocent joke, dissing
Donald Trump. But a Mer-babe of real class does not, simply does not,
shout across Fifth Avenue, "Bad hair is NOT a symbol of self-confidence!
For godssake, Donald, the seventies are OVER. Stop with the comb-over,
already! Or shave your head and get some transplants!"
Doing a bitch slap on a man's hair is never a good thing, especially if
a loud, beautiful redhead (me) yells at his (The Donald's) hair in the
company of a famous heiress (Paris "I'm just your ordinary rich girl"
Hilton, who asked for my fashion guidance after recent public fiascos)
while a crew from Entertainment Tonight happens to be filming his (The
Donald's) Manhattan stroll. Because then they started filming The Donald's
hair. Donald's a charming and rich man, but like most ordinary, plain-footed
people on the planet he thinks he rules the whole globe when, in fact,
he only rules the dry parts. The rest, which is covered in sweet, deep
water, belongs to us - the Mer folk, aka Water People, aka People of Water,
if you want to be politically correct about it.
Landers, one fourth. Mers, three fourths. Who's more important? Donald
or me? You do the math.
Still, I shouldn't have pissed him off when he was on the
verge of signing a huge New York real estate deal with Riyad bin Mahadeen,
who is a) Lilith Bonavendier's lover, meaning, like, he's the prince consort
to the queen of all Mers in the entire southeastern United States and
b) Riyad is one of the world's richest men, Mer or Lander and c) he's
a senior member of the worldwide Mer Council.
"Juna Lee Poinfax," Donald told Riyad, "has
to be locked in a room somewhere and forced to look at pictures of my
hair until she apologizes to me."
Horrors. I refused.
So Donald pulled out on the multi-million dollar deal, and
Riyad banished me from polite Mer society for costing him a small fortune,
and, thus, here I am, just another Mer rebel without a cause, sentenced
to community service in the boondocks. Jane Austin could have written
my woeful tale of class and privilege purloined, it's so sad. She was
a mermaid three times removed on her father's side, you know.
Anyway, here I sit. Serving time on the beautiful but bucolic Georgia
coast. What am I to do? How can I possibly preserve my J'en est se
quoi de mermaid?
I know. I'll start a diary. A really hell-raising one.
Be warned. Mermaid at work.
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